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"Shh, listen! The sound of my voice."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

Songs of the Summer.

"I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed."

Be prepared to listen to the opinions of other anglers....and to give them the benefit your own experience in return.

'I love your bangs.'

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"Forgetting names is not a big issue for me: It's a bigger problem that I can no longer remember where I've hidden my food stashes..."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"