Critique Gifts

Erractic Review

"I thought it had a pretty good story and interesting characters, but I really didn't like the font."

"Now you can send it."

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Gentlemen,these are all Chinese fakes.'

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

NON-COMPLIANT

Exit sign wins first prize at an art gallery.

'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

'You got a wine that will go well with bullshit?'

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

"Mercury, Mars, this is the bitch goddess, Success."

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Brainless Smoker

Evolution Homo Sapiens museum intelligence.

Don't Forget Yet Another Reason to buy a Greeting Card Day!

"Very fantastic style guide (Protip: a dash of red adds flair)."

'If life is supposed to be life-affirming, then why am I losing the will to live?'

Television content warning.

"I've read it and it's worth every penny!"

'We came. We saw. We criticized.'

"I think he's the guy that invented glue."

"It is a tossup between the devil you don't know and the devil you don't wan to know."

Art Gallery.

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

Two Star Restaurants

"Say, I like that!"

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Trivia Pursuit

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

'This one's by Jack Owens, a starving artist by Ohio.'