Crime Podcast Fan Gifts

Police witness appeal for grassing.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Cat Burglar

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Minority Report

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Miami Mice

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

The evidence destroyed