Crime Podcast Fan Mugs

Police witness appeal for grassing.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Cat Burglar

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

Miami Mice

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

The evidence destroyed

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'