True Crime Podcast Lover Gifts

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

Truman Capote

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

Madoff and devil.

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"It was me who did it!"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Diary of a DNA Cop

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

Arrest of La Tuta

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'