True Crime Podcast Lover Pillows

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

Madoff and devil.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"It was me who did it!"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

Arrest of La Tuta

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement