True Crime Podcast Addict Pillows

"Armed robbery, assault and battery, attempted murder and money laundering... but enough about me, we're here to interview you!"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

Truman Capote

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Madoff and devil.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

Diary of a DNA Cop

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Arrest of La Tuta

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog