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"Armed robbery, assault and battery, attempted murder and money laundering... but enough about me, we're here to interview you!"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Madoff and devil.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

Arrest of La Tuta

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"Another clear case of COVID19."