True Crime Podcast Listener Gifts

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Truman Capote

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

Crime in bookshop

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

Madoff and devil.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Arrest of La Tuta