Reading True Crime Gifts

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Crime in bookshop

Madoff and devil.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Arrest of La Tuta

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Diary of a DNA Cop

"It was me who did it!"

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

Violence in Mexico

Crime - Punishment

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."