Cribbage Gifts

Einstein felt vindicated to discover that god in fact did not play dice. He did, though, enjoy a nice game of cribbage.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Internet Magazine.

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

Daisy Diaper Service

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

Fido and Fifi

Crabbing

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

Dustbin monster.

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

To test if life can survive on Mars...scientists crash a rocket load of crabgrass into it!'

Window in the Outfield.

Smiley Trash.

Clean the world.

Don

"Lemme guess. Kibble."

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

Anti-Litter Machine

"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

"Click bait."

"The housing market crashed."

'It's a privilege. Not everyone is fortunate enough to make my team, but those who do are proud to wear the brand.'

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

Zack and Max were injured in scrimmage today. Tough break. Not for me. Teddy! That's not good sportsmanship. It's nothing personal. More injuries and I'll be put in the game! Ahh! A strategic player.

"Bloody clickbait."

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."