Crabbing Gifts

'Everytime I want to talk, you run off to check your damn crab pots!'

Crabbing

"The housing market crashed."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Desert Island Meals.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Crab with a clown face.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Swimming Prankster

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Magic Tricks

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Easter Egg Delivery

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Dust Bunny

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Magic Act

Googoo

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Magician Playing Golf.

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

Cross-country knitting.

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

"I want to report a mugging."

Easter Bunny Island