Crabbing Gifts

'Everytime I want to talk, you run off to check your damn crab pots!'

Crabbing

"The housing market crashed."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Desert Island Meals.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Crab with a clown face.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Magic Tricks

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Swimming Prankster

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Dust Bunny

Magic Act

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Googoo

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Magician Playing Golf.

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

Cross-country knitting.

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