Crabs Gifts

Horseshoe crab game of choice - Horseshoes

Crab with a clown face.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Desert Island Meals.

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Swimming Prankster

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Crabbing

"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"

"Are you willing to relocate?"

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Why are you always so crabby?'

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

"And that son is what happens when we try to walk forward."

'Why are you so crabby today, did you come out of the wrong side of the reef?'

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

Weight Lifting Crab

"I'll probably hate myself in the morning."

"Brad is graduating from the school of veterinary medicine."

"The housing market crashed."

Cancer/crab