Cribbage Pillows

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Internet Magazine.

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

Daisy Diaper Service

Fido and Fifi

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Crabbing

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

Dustbin monster.

To test if life can survive on Mars...scientists crash a rocket load of crabgrass into it!'

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

Window in the Outfield.

Smiley Trash.

Clean the world.

"Lemme guess. Kibble."

Anti-Litter Machine

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

'It's a privilege. Not everyone is fortunate enough to make my team, but those who do are proud to wear the brand.'

"The housing market crashed."

"Bloody clickbait."

"Click bait."