Credit Assessor Gifts

Confidential Credit Company: 'No!'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

U.S. Credit Rating

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Caution signs.

Standard And P****d.

Safety Barriers

'Wait a minute....!

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Recession

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

First Aid Box

'Wait a minute....!

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

Dog Beginning For A Loan

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

"Smart Arse"

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

Agency Moody's comments

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

'Your good work leaves me in a splendid position. Isn't that enough reward for you?'