Creche Worker Gifts

Creche.

City Zoo: Day Care

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Cry babies.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Interior design trends for parents....

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Chez Nous Menu

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."