Creche Worker Mugs

Creche.

City Zoo: Day Care

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Children's Parties

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Cry babies.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Interior design trends for parents....

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Chez Nous Menu

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."