Church Nursery Worker Mugs

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Freshly ground pepper?"

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

St. Elmo's fired.

Thanks

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

CCTV in church.

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Nun Binning the Devil

Children's Nursery

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Garden Leave Centre