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'First, ornithologists split us, then they lump us, and now, they split us again!'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Viking Loch Ness

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Meowlzebub

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Mermaids in love

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Beauty and the Beast

Fairy tale

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"It's a full moon somewhere."