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'First, ornithologists split us, then they lump us, and now, they split us again!'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Meowlzebub

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Mermaids in love

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"It's a full moon somewhere."

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Beauty and the Beast

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Fairy tale

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"Love your ambiance!"