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Just put an X by 'nerd'!

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Scarcity

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Super Student

Six Thinking Hats

Hanging off every word...

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Filling the Missile Gap

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"Finally...school starts next week."

Max Weber

The Real Russian history

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"