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"Hobophobe!"

'Hi, Giles, how's it goin'?'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Global Education

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

Beginning of the school year

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

School boy

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

Classy Dogs.

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

Ronald B. Terwilliger - Born Poor, Got Rich, Died Anyway

"Miss Perkins, I need more lumbar support."

"And I'd like to get out of this damned suit!"

"Hey! This is my seat! I sit at the front every year!"

"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you."

Proud to be posh!

Horse riders

'Scram! Find a different spot to park yourself!'

'I think my teacher is very devoted. She always says she's more interested in the outcome than her income.'

Mistress and servant

'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.'

Snobbish gentlemen