Class Consciousness T-Shirts

"And I'd like to get out of this damned suit!"

'What on Earth... my only son associates with a commoner??!'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Disparate housewives.

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

Ronald B. Terwilliger - Born Poor, Got Rich, Died Anyway

"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you."

'Scram! Find a different spot to park yourself!'

Proud to be posh!

Horse riders

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.'

Snobbish gentlemen

The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.

Dairyman with frozen pump