Class-conscious Thinker T-Shirts

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

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'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

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"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

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'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

Bio Oil Co.

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

Ronald B. Terwilliger - Born Poor, Got Rich, Died Anyway

"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you."

'Scram! Find a different spot to park yourself!'

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

"And I'd like to get out of this damned suit!"

Horse riders

Proud to be posh!

'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.'

The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.

'Ugh! You and your low carbon lifestyle.'

Sorry

'Junior, I worry you will grow up in a time when the poor will prosper, and the rich will no longer grow richer.'