Class-conscious Thinker Gifts

Looking for a gift that appeals to a class-conscious thinker? Our collection offers clever, thought-provoking items with a sophisticated touch. Perfect for friends or family who value intellect and a refined sense of humor. From witty mugs to stylish prints, each product celebrates the love of thinking deeply about classes, society, and ideas. Show how much you appreciate their sharp mind and discerning taste with a gift that truly resonates.

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"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?" mockup

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

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Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People mockup

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

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'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.' mockup

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

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"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?" mockup

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

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"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor." mockup

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

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"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement." mockup

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

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"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds." mockup

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

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'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.' mockup

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

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Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs. mockup

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

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'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.' mockup

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

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'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.' mockup

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

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"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable." mockup

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

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A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch mockup

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

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'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .' mockup

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

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'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.' mockup

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

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Bio Oil Co.

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'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.' mockup

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

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'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.' mockup

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

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"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money." mockup

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

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"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?" mockup

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

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"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them" mockup

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

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'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.' mockup

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

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Ronald B. Terwilliger - Born Poor, Got Rich, Died Anyway

Ronald B. Terwilliger - Born Poor, Got Rich, Died Anyway mockup

Ronald B. Terwilliger - Born Poor, Got Rich, Died Anyway

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"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you."

"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you." mockup

"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you."

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"And I'd like to get out of this damned suit!"

"And I'd like to get out of this damned suit!" mockup

"And I'd like to get out of this damned suit!"

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"Plebs won't know what the word means!" mockup

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

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Proud to be posh!

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Horse riders

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'Scram! Find a different spot to park yourself!'

'Scram! Find a different spot to park yourself!' mockup

'Scram! Find a different spot to park yourself!'

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'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.'

'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.' mockup

'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.'

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'Ugh! You and your low carbon lifestyle.'

'Ugh! You and your low carbon lifestyle.' mockup

'Ugh! You and your low carbon lifestyle.'

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The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.

The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt. mockup

The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.

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'Junior, I worry you will grow up in a time when the poor will prosper, and the rich will no longer grow richer.'

'Junior, I worry you will grow up in a time when the poor will prosper, and the rich will no longer grow richer.' mockup

'Junior, I worry you will grow up in a time when the poor will prosper, and the rich will no longer grow richer.'

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Dairyman with frozen pump

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Flunkey asking to leave because his employers keep no vehicle and he misses his carriage excercise

Flunkey asking to leave because his employers keep no vehicle and he misses his carriage excercise mockup

Flunkey asking to leave because his employers keep no vehicle and he misses his carriage excercise

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Class-conscious Thinker Gifts Collection

Class-conscious Thinker Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for class-conscious thinkers—witty, insightful, and perfect for every coffee lover’s desk.

Class-conscious Thinker Pillows

Discover pillows with sharp, witty designs perfect for adding a touch of class and comfort to any space.

Class-conscious Thinker Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that explore themes of class and intellect, perfect for decorating a thoughtful home or office.

Class-conscious Thinker T-Shirts

Check out our clever t-shirts that celebrate thoughtful minds and refined humor—ideal for making a stylish statement.