Class Conscious Gifts

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I know, and it's not just me- my whole family has been smug for hundreds of years."

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

Horse riders

Proud to be posh!

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

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'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

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'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

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"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

Ronald B. Terwilliger - Born Poor, Got Rich, Died Anyway

"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you."

'Typical! There's never anything in it for the little people.'

"And I'd like to get out of this damned suit!"

'Scram! Find a different spot to park yourself!'

'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.'

'Junior, I worry you will grow up in a time when the poor will prosper, and the rich will no longer grow richer.'

Snobbish gentlemen

The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.

Dairyman with frozen pump

Flunkey asking to leave because his employers keep no vehicle and he misses his carriage excercise

"Since hiking the student fees we have noticed we're getting a slightly less varied intake!"