Class Consciousness Enthusiast Gifts

A Maid and her Mistress.

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

Classy Dogs.

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

Dog Days

Ronald B. Terwilliger - Born Poor, Got Rich, Died Anyway

"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you."

"And I'd like to get out of this damned suit!"

Proud to be posh!

Horse riders

Mistress and servant

'Scram! Find a different spot to park yourself!'

'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.'

Mountain Climber with a Butler

"I believe we shall all go in one car."

Rural Butler Speaking to Town Gentleman

'Junior, I worry you will grow up in a time when the poor will prosper, and the rich will no longer grow richer.'

Boy: 'No? Why don't you never treat yourself to no luxuries, Guvner?'

Old mistress accuses young servant girl of imitating her curled hair

Costermonger addresses gentleman

Snobbish gentlemen

The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.

Dairyman with frozen pump

Flunkey asking to leave because his employers keep no vehicle and he misses his carriage excercise

"They never find any lice but it does establish the social order"

Servant reproaching mistress for not knocking before she entered the kitchen

"Well, I've tried both, and in all honesty, I'd have to say I prefer wretched excess to wretched minimalism!"