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'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

Disparate housewives.

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

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Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

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"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

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'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

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'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

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"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you."

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

Proud to be posh!

'Scram! Find a different spot to park yourself!'

"And I'd like to get out of this damned suit!"

Horse riders

'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.'

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