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'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Multi-Tasking

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

The Thinker and the Doer.

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

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"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

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A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

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"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

Yellow Pencil

"Robert prays for the answers."

"Somewhere, there's an A with my name on it, but apparently not my address."

"...'heighted awareness' is on the next hill"

'But in the Global Marketplace you're only 650,247,555th.'

'Where do cartoonists, like you, get your ideas'

'All I know is that if I ignore this history homework, I'll be doomed to repeat it next semester.'

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."