Class Awareness Thinker T-Shirts

'Scram! Find a different spot to park yourself!'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

Cabs vs Omnibuses

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

North / South divide

Ronald B. Terwilliger - Born Poor, Got Rich, Died Anyway

"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you."

"And I'd like to get out of this damned suit!"

Proud to be posh!

Horse riders

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

Workers and Managers Demonstrating for Pay.

'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.'

'Junior, I worry you will grow up in a time when the poor will prosper, and the rich will no longer grow richer.'

The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.