Class Awareness Thinker Pillows

'Scram! Find a different spot to park yourself!'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

Cabs vs Omnibuses

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

North / South divide

Ronald B. Terwilliger - Born Poor, Got Rich, Died Anyway

"And I'd like to get out of this damned suit!"

"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you."

Workers and Managers Demonstrating for Pay.

Proud to be posh!

Horse riders

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.'

The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.

'Junior, I worry you will grow up in a time when the poor will prosper, and the rich will no longer grow richer.'

Dairyman with frozen pump