Class Consciousness Thinker Pillows

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Disparate housewives.

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

Bio Oil Co.

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

Ronald B. Terwilliger - Born Poor, Got Rich, Died Anyway

"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you."

Proud to be posh!

Horse riders

"And I'd like to get out of this damned suit!"

'Scram! Find a different spot to park yourself!'

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.'

The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.