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'No, the book you want isn't in our self-help section. It's probably under personal growth or finding yourself or possibly ego awareness.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

Charles Dickens

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Learn yourself English.

The Month of August

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Book market

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress