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"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Victor Hugo

Can do...No can do

Reading my Critics

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Meet the author

"There goes our early night."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Book market

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

3:00 pm - Meet the author

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

"Right here's the problem, apparently you have a novel in you"

Unabridged Dictionary

D. H. Lawrence

Bookski Inc. Das Kapital. Sorry, Mister Marz, but we can't give you a big advance just because you need it.

Author book signing 'Wimpy Kid Diary'!