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'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Can do...No can do

Reading my Critics

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

Book market

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

3:00 pm - Meet the author

Unabridged Dictionary

'Yeah? Well I hate your guts too, but you're his dog and I'm his wife, so let's try to get along.'

"Right here's the problem, apparently you have a novel in you"

D. H. Lawrence

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."