Trashy Novel Enthusiast T-Shirts

Patron at book store sees trashy novels displayed in a garbage can.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Thomas Mann.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

Television Readers.

Honoré de Balzac

Blue Stockings

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Iris Murdoch

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"