Trashy Book Addict T-Shirts

"She's addicted to those trashy novels."

Television Readers.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Do it yourself books.

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Psst! Hey, kids."

Tree Funeral

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Book market

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

TV vs Reading

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Good book?'

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'Contains complete text of original hard cover edition and much more!'

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.

Snowman outside library.

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"Click on 'new book smell'."

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

Field guide to North American plumbers

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