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"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Television Readers.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Do it yourself books.

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Psst! Hey, kids."

Tree Funeral

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Book market

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

TV vs Reading

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Good book?'

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'Contains complete text of original hard cover edition and much more!'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Field guide to North American plumbers

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"Click on 'new book smell'."

Reading

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

Snowman outside library.

Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.

Banned Books