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Readaholics Anonymous

"Where can I find the 'Bizarre, Lunatic-Fringe, Fake Conspiracy Theories' section?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Television Readers.

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The World's Biggest Book Club

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."