Book Addicts Mugs

Readaholics Anonymous

"Where can I find the 'Bizarre, Lunatic-Fringe, Fake Conspiracy Theories' section?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

First Novels.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

Reading my Critics

Television Readers.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The Beard in the Stone

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."