Audiobook Addicts Mugs

"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."

Television Readers.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Audio Books

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"I read the audio book."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

TV vs Reading

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Is there an audio edition?"

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

'Contains complete text of original hard cover edition and much more!'

Talking Books: 'Push button to hear what critics say about...'

Books-CDs-Tapes.

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

audiobooks...

Talking Books

Snowman outside library.

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Noisy Books

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

Gordian Earbuds