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'Are we petit bourgeoisie mummy?'

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

Classy Dogs.

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

'On The Face Of It.'

Noah's Ark: Economy/First Class

Mistress and servant

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

Footman - The Country and the Town

Snobbish gentlemen

Costermonger addresses gentleman

'We're a very exclusive private school. Your son will be our only student.'

The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.

Affluenza.

"Wrong Side of the Tracks National Park

"I believe we shall all go in one car."

"Yeah, what the hell? The middle class has had a nice run."

"Some trailer trash has just moved in next door."

"Ugh. Nepo puppy."

A Maid and her Mistress.

Flunkey explaining to housemaid that he is not accustomed to physical exertion

Tramp at gourmet counter

"I'm finishing up. Can you get me a cab?"

"Hobophobe!"

"I'm afraid you have the common cold lady for choir. We don't have anything more exclusive."

'Listen if work such a marvellous thing, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves!'

"You'd better let me handle this transaction, sir."