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"I believe we shall all go in one car."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

Trash-talkin' artists

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

'Gee, thanks pal."

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

A Cornish Man

Classy Dogs.

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Culture Wars

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

Mistress and servant

Fu Dynasty

"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"

'The opera cards come in a p.o.p display. Can we mve the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Sadie's gone to Canada. I'm going to save her. Why? Mrs. Cohen doesn't need saving. No, I mean I'm going to save Canada. You people are too #?%&? nice. Excellent diction, eh. U.S. Canada.

'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.

Snobbish gentlemen

Costermonger addresses gentleman

The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.

"You! The Limey! Lose the hat and quit calling me your worship!"

A Maid and her Mistress.

The Met Presents: Karaoke Night

Flunkey explaining to housemaid that he is not accustomed to physical exertion

Last Call