Creative Homeowner Gifts

Painting by the numbers for adults

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Old woman in shoe says: 'We can't afford to move, so we're just having a few improvements made.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Home Sweet Home

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Mouse real estate!

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'There's something you should know about washable wallpaper,pet!'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

"I figured one of us should use it!"

Home Ship Home

"I think our 'Smart TV' might have overheard us..."

"The contractor that built this house used to be a shoemaker."

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

Wallpapering.

'Blooming modern houses.'

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.

Cross stitch

Breakfast in Bed for Housewife

"I just built me a summer home up north."