Creative Homeowner Pillows

Painting by the numbers for adults

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Old woman in shoe says: 'We can't afford to move, so we're just having a few improvements made.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Mouse real estate!

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'There's something you should know about washable wallpaper,pet!'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

"I figured one of us should use it!"

"I think our 'Smart TV' might have overheard us..."

Home Ship Home

'Blooming modern houses.'

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

"The contractor that built this house used to be a shoemaker."

Wallpapering.

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.

"I just built me a summer home up north."

"Right now, I'm walking the dog."

Breakfast in Bed for Housewife

Lockdowns

Cross stitch

"Forget it Stan - maybe one day... you could rent it."