Handy Homeowner Gifts

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

Painting by the numbers for adults

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Fixing the TV.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Artex cartoon

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Home maintenance

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

DIY.

'I got Fred a new cordless drill for his birthday, and he just loves it!'

Super glue . . .