Handy Homeowners Gifts

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

Painting by the numbers for adults

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Dummies Books.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Fixing the TV.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

Artex cartoon

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'How are you doing on your side?'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

DIY.

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Home maintenance

Super glue . . .

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

'I got Fred a new cordless drill for his birthday, and he just loves it!'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."