Creative Bank Heister Gifts

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

Pig's Human Bank

"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

At The Clown Bank.

"The secret to his success is: buy low, sell high, follow your nose."

Executive MFA

Cut out and keep your own Muse.

Cow cartooning block.

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"Keep it running."

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Coco knew he was doomed

"We invest in original art but these days this is all we could afford."

"Restrictions on derivatives, exotic band deals and swaps? How am I going to stimulate my creativity?"

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

Business Fairy Tales.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

Accountancy - 'plein air'

Right brain accounting.

“I can’t disagree, your methods are very creative. But… have you any practical accounting experience?”

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

Rodin's Block