Creak Curber Gifts

Rational explanations

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Mulch madness"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Houdini's infancy.

A Learning Curve.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

Mountain climber error.

"I'm a rock-climber - I know how challenging a craggy face can be."

A Chef Never Rests

"We find curb appeal very important."

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

'How was your ski trip?'

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

Neanderthal Golf.

'You've been eating crisps in bed again, haven't you?'

Bandaged Mummy

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

'This is a warning about a curse.'

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."

'I wish you had planned your retirement more carefully.'

"Oh, man! Why did I climb this stupid tree? Now I'm stuck and here comes Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school."

Schoolboy with broken leg.

'What the... Now Taylor's gone down with a career-ending injury. It's like we're cursed or something.'

'Y'all come back soon, now, hear?'

'How come if a product has less, like sugarless, fat free, or fewer calories, it cost more!?'

"I'll be working on your website. I'm a front end developer." "Me too. I'm a cosmetic surgeon."