Curb Conquerors Gifts

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Commutobile

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Yoga To-Do

'But you said to clean my room.'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

A Learning Curve.

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Monday morning is nigh.

"How was your day?"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"You've been so productive lately, I've decided to lay the entire staff off so you can do their work as well."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Bear Office Worker

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

To do list

Missing Sock