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Faster, Georges, faster!

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Reagacentennial

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A caveman paints from life

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"The unlucky lemming"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'