Cartoon Crazy Gifts

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Emergency Phone.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

The Goalkeeper

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

Child hooking into a television

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Shaved Ice

'Snap out of it.'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."