Cartoon Crazy Pillows

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Emergency Phone.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

The Goalkeeper

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

Child hooking into a television

Shaved Ice

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

'Snap out of it.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"